Airport Security Measures:
Irritating, right? Wouldn't it be nice if it were all
actually serving some valid purpose?
Let's face it: We took care of the hijack-and-crash problem
on September 11th before the fourth airliner hit its target.
The problem initially stemmed from the fact that all flight crews were given a
hard-and-fast policy on how to treat
hijackers who tried to take over their airliner....give it to them.
Don't irritate them, you might endanger the passengers. Wait and
negotiate.
No one anticipated a situation where the hijacker wanted the plane to
use as a kamikaze weapon. Well, before plane #4 hit whatever it
was booked for, a few passengers got the word, threw out the old policy
and whacked the hijackers. A little earlier, or a little luckier,
and that plane would have returned safely with some damaged hijackers to
question.
So why are we taking fingernail clippers from old
ladies? Is that old lady really going to use those clippers to
overpower 147 pissed-off passengers and a crew with orders to resist at
all costs? Why are we inspecting shoes but not underwear?
What can you hide in a shoe that won't fit in your underwear? Insanity!
The answer, of course, is that it is all eye-wash,
very aptly termed "Security Theater".
Ultimately it is all a
product of the "we gotta do something instantly, who cares what"
syndrome, followed up by "here's a marvelous new government empire we
can expand ad infinitum and no one will dare oppose us!".
It has been pointed out over and over that the Israeli
approach to airline security is the best in the world because it
emphasizes behavior rather than things. The
Israeli security folk are trained to zero in on the people most likely
to need additional scrutiny and do so with great efficiency. We,
on the other hand, cannot "profile", so the proverbial 12th generation
American grandmother gets exactly the same randomized "things-based"
examination as the 22 year old Middle-Eastern male with the twitchy
demeanor. Dammit,
for once let's get real, America!
AND MORE SECURITY FOLLIES: See
Security Theater, at left